Can we talk about the on the line thing for a minute? – The Internship – Movie Review

My goal was to get this written a few days after I watched the movie. Unfortunately, I got a little busy and I’m a lot farther behind on this than I originally intended. That being said, I want to first begin with my generally warning statement about review postings.

Review postings include reviews on TV shows, books, music and movies. Reviews are simply, that reviews. I include information from each section and thus this information may or may not contain spoilers. Please take the warning now, if you don’t wish to see or read any SPOILERS, do not continue reading. If you do continue to reading, disregarding this warning, please don’t blame me if something is ruined for you. I did warn you after all. Also, review postings are my opinion and I stand by them. We may not have the same opinion and thus lets not argue over it.

Bearing all of this is mind, enjoy.

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The Internship was released in June 2013. Directed by Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum and Date Night) and co-written screenplay by Vince Vaughn (Wedding Crashers and Couples Retreat) and Jared Stern (The Princess and the Frog and Bolt).

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The basic plot of the movie is this (curtsey of Fox):

Billy (Vince Vaughn) and Nick (Owen Wilson) are salesmen whose careers have been torpedoed by the digital world. Trying to prove they are not obsolete, they defy the odds by talking their way into a coveted internship at Google, along with a battalion of brilliant college students. But, gaining entrance to this utopia is only half the battle. Now they must compete with a group of the nation’s most elite, tech-savvy geniuses to prove that necessity really is the mother of re-invention.

 

To begin Billy and Nick are watch salesman. The have a dinner with a client to sell a new watch and this is where they learn the business they work was is gone. No one wants to wear a watch, they just look at their cell phones. That being said Billy and Nick have to get new jobs and try to figure their way through a world where they don’t have any college education.

Billy is able to find something at Google. It’s an internship for the summer which could result in a new job, the only downfall is that they need to have technical experience, which they don’t. Thus from the beginning they stand out, even as Noogles.

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Billy and Nick are left without a group after they have to split up. Each team has five new members along with a full-time Google employee. They have a series of tests they must complete and this is where things get interesting and quite hilarious.

The team Billy and Nick have joined is the outcasts. They include Lyle (played by Josh Brener, The Big Bang Theory and House of Lies), Stuart (played by Dylan O’Brien, New Girl and Teen Wolf), Neha (played by Tiya Sircar, The Vampire Diaries and 17,Again), and Yo-Yo (played by Tobit Raphael). The first trial is to find a bug in a system, they need to locate it in the program and fix it. First team to finish wins. Natrually Billy and Nick don’t understand and they are sent on a wild goose-chase to find Professor Xavier. Needless to say the group gets them good. Their second challenge is to play a real life quidditch match. And all of you Harry Potter fans are gonna love this scene. I laughed my butt off and I honestly want to get a group of people together to try and do this in real life.

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Click here to see the match: QUIDDITCH MATCH

That scene is probably one of the best moments of the movie. And they do rally in the end but end up losing. The third challenge it o come up with a new app for Google to sell. Billy wants to create an app that is literally the same thing as instagram. They get no where coming up with an idea so they decide it’s time to blow off some steam so they head out to enjoy themselves. They go and have Chinese food and they learn of a nightclub just up the road (through a translation by Billy). Well the nightclub isn’t a nightclub but a stripclub. Nick and Billy teach the kids how to let loose and have fun.

From there they get very trashed and kicked out of the club. They go to see the bridge where Billy comes up with an app that will ask you a series of random questions to help you figure out if you’re too drunk to be texting someone. And they end up winning the challenge.

“Here’s the deal. I’m pretty terrific on the phones. I could sell prosciutto to a rabbi. And I have.” – Billy

The next challenge is to run the Google Helpline. The teams need to learn all of the basic problems people have and be able to help them through the helpline. This requires memorization and Billy has a difficult time until he meets with Head Phone Guy (played by Josh Gad, Californication and New Girl). He seems to be wandering the campus and always on his computer. When it comes to the challenge the team does great except that Billy didn’t record his records and thus they fail. The team is naturally pissed and in the end, Billy ends up leaving.

The final challenge, the one to win is difficult. They need to find a business that isn’t connected online and through Google and basically sell them the need to be there. And the group isn’t good at this, they need Billy. Nick heads off to Florida where Billy is working selling motorized chairs. After a great pep talk they head back. The group hasn’t been successful and with Billy’s help, they end up scoring the Pizza’s place business.

They are a little late getting back to turn in their paperwork. But of course in true Hollywood fashion they get back just in time and with some pizza for everyone. And they end up winning the entire competition. And this means that once they have completed all of their schooling, they can return to Google with positions of employment.

“Hell of a summer, bud.” – Billy       “Hell of a summer.” – Nick

 

Overall the critics were anything but nice when it came to this movie. Sure it doesn’t have the blast of movie money like The Wedding Crashers did but overall it’s not a movie to be passed up. My rating is 8 out 10 stars. I take a couple off for some of the lines that were meant to be funny but just ended up being awkward and it’s a little longer than necessary. I still recommend you give it a watch.

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Salty Sweet – Ms Mr

I have been waiting for this song since it appeared last season on Pretty Little Liars. When it was played on the show of course, smaller edited version that was forever on repeat. But no more! Ms Mr finally released their album Second Rapture which contained this song.

So without further ado, I give you the complete song! Just CLICK!

Defying Gravity

There comes a time when you realize the song “Defying Gravity” can relate to almost any situation. And I can honestly say I am feeling that right now. Plus, it’s playing on my computer.

The situation is tough and like the annoying parts of it, sometimes people have to learn the hard way in order to see the light. I can honestly say I keep a lot of things to myself when it comes to some parts of life. I am all for honestly, when it’s needed. I am honest to the front of anything but there are A LOT of things that I bite my tongue on.

I find it’s necessary to know when or when not to speak. It’s also important that even if you disagree, people do sometimes have to learn the hard way. I can list several personal experiences with this but I honestly don’t want to dive into it.

I spoke my mind, you didn’t really listen (clearly and you asked me what I thought). Now you  must learn the hard way. I just wish you would see the bigger picture, because we all do. I pray (not religious fyi) that it’ll come sooner rather than later.

In the meantime, I wait until the storm that comes tomorrow. It’s going to be dark and thank you for making me be the giver of this message.

Hunter Parrish’s “Guessing Games”

Location: Home, bedroom

Date/Time: June 27th 2012/1pm

Now Playing: Heart of Stone by Hunter Parrish

If you haven’t downloaded this EP you need too. “Guessing Games” by Hunter Parrish is some amazing original songs by an amazing artist. I am partial to Hunter (luv him) but this music is really good. I have shared it with a lot of people and a lot of people want to now hear it on the radio.

It’s something that can’t be missed. My favorite song is Heart of Stone. Such beauty. GO DOWNLOAD IT!!!

iTunes or Amazon.com – – – AVAILABLE

Sitting at Home <3

Location: Home, living room chair

Date/Time: March 14th 2012/7pm

Now Playing: Sitting at Home by Hunter Parrish

I hope by now I’ve made it clear that Hunter Parrish is one of my favorite actors. I have yet to see him in something that I didn’t love. And that voice, goodness gets me every time. I will now get to listen to it anytime I want!

That’s right, Hunter Parrish is releasing an album! It’s called Guessing Games and the first single is Sitting at Home (which has been on repeat). I am in love all ready. The high notes are little off but that may be the recording I’m listening to right now.

Either way, he made it onto PerezHilton.com so he’s making a name for himself!

I am a very proud Hunter fan! ❤

Here is the link! http://perezhilton.com/2012-03-13-hunter-parish-debut-ep-first-listen-sitting-at-home#.T2EeN8jNltM

How many artists have disappeared?

Location: Home, bedroom

Date/Time: January 16th 2011/5:30pm

Now Playing: Love Me or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign

How many great artists have just disappeared? I mean you know that they had a couple good hits but then, just like that they’re gone. It makes no sense but that’s where PR comes into play I guess. The artist playing above is one of those people that I wish was still around.

Lady Sovereign is an amazing rapper. She really only had two hits but then just disappeared. I read that she walked away from her record deal because they wanted her to change her style. Shitty on the industry if you ask me. Anywho, LYRICS below!

Yeah,
It’s officially the biggest midget in the game.
I dunno.
Make way for the S.O.V.

[Chorus (x2):]
Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!

I’m fat, I need a diet.
No, in fact I’m just here lying
And I ain’t got the biggest breast-s-s, but I write all the best disses.
I got hairy armpits, but I don’t walk around like this.
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty shit.
Ugh!
Never had my nails done.
Bite them down until they’re numb.
I’m the one with the non-existent bum,
Now I don’t really give a….Ugh!
I’m missing my shepherd’s pie
Like a high maintenance chick missin’ her diamonds.
I’m missin’ my clippers lighters.
Now bow down to your royal highness.
No! I don’t own a corgi.
Had the hamster – it died ’cause I ignored it.
Go on then, go on report me,
I’m English, try and deport me!

[Chorus (x2):]
Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!

I’m that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears.
I don’t like drinking fancy champy,
I’ll stick wit Heineken beers.
Whoops, might burp in ya face,
A little unlady-like,
What can I say?
Well oh gosh I’m not posh, me, I wear odd socks.
I do what I’m doing, yeah!
So everybody’s entitled to opinions,
I open my mouth and shit I got millions.
I’m the middle kid, the riddle kid,
I’ll make you giggle till your sick
Cause my nose jiggles while I spit.
Yeah I do have some stories
And its true I want all the glory.
Go on then, come on support me,
I’m English, try and deport me!

[Chorus (x2):]
Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!

Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me

So I can’t dance and I really can’t sing.
I can only do one thing,
And that’s be Lady Sovereign!
So I can’t dance and I really can’t sing.
I can only do one thing,
And that’s be Lady Sovereign!

[Chorus (x4):]
Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!

[x2:]
Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me
I can only do one thing,
And that’s be Lady Sovereign!